Friends, you have asked, and I have answered. Yesterday, for the first time in my career, I actually stood close to a scratching post. I put my front paws on it. I leaned in.
Reader, it was warm, and rough, and it smelled like a hardware shop. I scratched it for eleven seconds, then went and sat down, feeling strangely moved. The staff say they have never seen me so quiet. My business partner Fenwick says I looked ‘disturbed’. I looked at the post for an hour afterwards. It looked back. I have decided to put my paws on it again.
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