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Some cats are ambitious. Some cats look at the ceiling and think, ‘Yes, that is mine.’ For those cats, we have created the Ascendancy, a spring loaded pole that extends from floor to ceiling, between 2.1 and 2.9 metres.

It requires no drilling, no screws and no hope. Simply twist, tighten, and stand back. Reviewers have called it ‘stable’, ‘sturdy’ and ‘actually quite frightening’. One customer reports her cat has not come down since June, but is thriving. We recommend measuring your ceiling twice, and your courage once. Installation advice: have a second person on hand to catch the cat, or at least to take a photograph.

Ladies, gentlemen, and cats with serious ambitions, I give you the Sky Citadel. Standing 1.8 metres tall, with four platforms, two hammocks, a hanging mouse and a turret, this is not a scratching post. This is a lifestyle.

I tested it myself this morning by gazing at it admiringly from the doorway for a full eleven minutes. It did not wobble. It did not creak. It sat there, tall and magnificent, in the way that only a 129 dollar scratching tower can. And if you order today, I will throw in a free sticker of me looking at it.