The new term is here, friends, and every kitten needs the right equipment. Not a backpack, not a pencil case, but a post! Our Student Starter Pack includes a compact 45 centimetre post, a feather wand and a certificate of enrolment in the Dazzler Academy of Scratching.
Graduates of the Academy learn the foundations of vertical stretching, the art of the diagonal claw, and the importance of ignoring homework. Tuition is free. The pack is 24.99 dollars. Kittens who complete all three modules receive a diploma, which they will sit on, immediately.
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