Friends, we have signed our biggest endorsement yet. Pierre, a local pigeon of considerable standing, has agreed to appear in our upcoming campaign. Pierre does not scratch, owns no cat and has no use for a post. But he has charisma.
The shoot took place on the showroom windowsill. Pierre sat on a scratching tower for 14 seconds before being removed by a cat who objected to the casting. His fee was a handful of seeds. The advert will air on the shop’s own noticeboard, in the entrance, from October. Enquiries about Pierre’s availability should be directed to the windowsill.
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